3 Hugs 2 Fingers - Sassy Octopus T-Shirt
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Three hugs. Two fingers. Zero regrets.
This cheerful little octopus has somehow mastered the art of simultaneously hugging itself and telling everyone exactly what it thinks. Three arms are busy giving themselves a hug while the other two are happily flipping the bird—all with a big ol' smile.
It's weird. It's slightly inappropriate. It's adorable. Basically, it's an octopus having a great day.
Perfect for people who appreciate:
• David Attenborough narrating something that absolutely should not be happening in the ocean
• Nature documentaries that take a very unexpected turn
• Animals with questionable life choices
• Saying "what the hell am I looking at?" and then buying the shirt anyway
• Dumb jokes executed with unreasonable confidence
• Octopuses who have apparently discovered both self-love and contempt for humanity
• Wearing something that makes strangers do a double-take
If that's you, congratulations. You found your octopus.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for a lived-in texture and rich color
- Relaxed fit available in multiple sizes and colors
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
EU representative: Bruce Maximiuk, npdancebiz@gmail.com, 213 W Ninth St, Traverse City, MI, 49684, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean