Chillin' Penguin — Funny Youth Hoodie

Chillin'

You know that penguin who has absolutely nowhere to be?

This is him.

Wearing sunglasses.

Staring directly into your soul.

Reflecting a tropical beach in his lenses.

Not particularly interested in your opinion.

The Chillin' Penguin Shirt is what happens when a penguin discovers sunglasses, tropical vacations, and the radical concept of having absolutely nothing scheduled for the rest of the day.

Rendered in gritty black-and-white with a vintage, slightly questionable-photocopied-from-a-mugshot aesthetic, this design brings together street-art attitude, vacation energy, and one penguin who appears to have made some very good life choices.

Item Stats

Relaxation: ██████████ 100%

Vacation Energy: █████████ 90%

Concern About Responsibilities: ██ 20%

Likelihood of Being Asked “Where'd You Get That Shirt?”: ██████████ 100%

Likelihood of Actually Knowing Where You're Going: ███ 30%

Penguin: 1

Who appreciates it?

• People who believe every problem can be improved with sunglasses.
• People who are mentally on vacation while physically at work.
• Beach people.
• Penguin people.
• People who have said “I'm just gonna chill” and then somehow disappeared for six hours.
• Anyone whose five-year plan currently consists of “see what happens.”
• David Attenborough, presumably.
• The penguin. Obviously.

Wear it when you want to look like you've got your life together while giving everyone extremely strong evidence to the contrary.

No tropical vacation included.

No penguin included.

Sunglasses not included.

EU representative: Bruce Maximiuk, npdancebiz@gmail.com, 213 W Ninth St, Traverse City, MI, 49684, US

Product information: Gildan 18500B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For children, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean