Chillin' 2 Penguin — Funny Youth Hoodie

Chillin'

You know that penguin who has absolutely nowhere to be?

This is him.

Wearing sunglasses.

Staring directly into your soul.

Reflecting a tropical beach in his lenses.

Not particularly interested in your opinion.

The Chillin' Penguin Hoodie is what happens when a penguin discovers sunglasses, tropical vacations, and the radical concept of having absolutely nothing scheduled for the rest of the day.

Rendered in gritty black-and-white with a vintage, slightly questionable-photocopied-from-a-mugshot aesthetic, this design brings together street-art attitude, vacation energy, and one penguin who appears to have made some very good life choices.

Item Stats

Relaxation: ██████████ 100%

Vacation Energy: █████████ 90%

Concern About Responsibilities: ██ 20%

Likelihood of Being Asked “Where'd You Get That Hoodie?”: ██████████ 100%

Likelihood of Actually Knowing Where You're Going: ███ 30%

Penguin: 1

Who appreciates it?

• People who believe every problem can be improved with sunglasses.
• People who are mentally on vacation while physically at work.
• Beach people.
• Penguin people.
• People who have said “I'm just gonna chill” and then somehow disappeared for six hours.
• Anyone whose five-year plan currently consists of “see what happens.”
• David Attenborough, presumably.
• The penguin. Obviously.

Wear it when you want to look like you've got your life together while giving everyone extremely strong evidence to the contrary.

No tropical vacation included.

No penguin included.

Sunglasses not included.

Product Features

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)
• Medium fabric (8.0 oz /yd² (271 g/m²))
• Regular fit
• Sewn in label
• Runs true to size
• Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest