Knock Knock — Funny Crime Drama Parody T-Shirt

There are polite knocks. There are unexpected knocks.

And then there are knocks that make you reconsider every decision that led you to answering the door.

The Knock Knock tee is for fans of questionable chemistry, dramatic entrances, suspiciously intense conversations, and people who take door etiquette way too seriously.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humor, crime-drama energy, and jokes that feel slightly more threatening than they probably need to be.

No criminal empire required.

No chemistry degree required.

Doorbell not preferred.

Product features

• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
• The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
• All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
• This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.
• Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean