Knock Knock — Funny Crime Drama Parody T-Shirt
30-Day Issue Support · Secure Checkout
There are polite knocks. There are unexpected knocks.
And then there are knocks that make you reconsider every decision that led you to answering the door.
The Knock Knock tee is for fans of questionable chemistry, dramatic entrances, suspiciously intense conversations, and people who take door etiquette way too seriously.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humor, crime-drama energy, and jokes that feel slightly more threatening than they probably need to be.
No criminal empire required.
No chemistry degree required.
Doorbell not preferred.
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean