The Odyssey — Funny Parody T-Shirt

The Odyssey

For thousands of years, mankind has told stories of heroic journeys. Odysseus sailed the wine-dark sea. Explorers crossed continents. Brave souls ventured into the unknown.

And then somebody had to take six kids to Applebee’s.

The Odyssey celebrates the mighty minivan: a vessel of courage, cupholders, sliding doors, and a suspicious amount of crushed Goldfish crackers hiding between the seats.

Is it fast? That’s not the point.

Is it glamorous? Please stop asking.

Can it transport an entire youth soccer team, three folding chairs, a cooler, and one child who suddenly remembered they need poster board for school tomorrow?

Absolutely.

Perfect for people who appreciate:

• Greek mythology, but with better air conditioning
• The raw horsepower of responsible adulthood
• Sliding doors that open with the push of a button
• Returning to your wife after a seemingly 20-year journey to Costco
• Vehicles built to withstand both monsters and juice-box spills
• Wearing a minivan on a shirt like it’s a Ferrari

Some men chase glory.

Some men chase destiny.

Some men are circling the parking lot because somebody forgot their water bottle.

The Odyssey.

The journey is long. The cargo area is surprisingly spacious.

Disclaimer:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Product information:

• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. 
• The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. 
• All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. 
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 
• This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.
• Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean